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Favorite movies Movie 43/Cabin in the Woods/Grandmas Boy/Scary Movie/Thats My Boy/Billy Madison/Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle/ Grown Ups/ Inappropriate Comedy/Jackass: The Movie/Dumb&dumber/Favorite TV showsChuunibyou/Naruto/ Drawn Together/Saved by the bell/Beavis&Butthead/South Park/Jackass/BrickleBerry/Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia/Wagnaria/Special A/Ouran High School Host Club/Favorite bands / musical artistsEnrique Iglesias/Britney spears/Julio Iglesias jr/Shakira/Ricky Martin/The backstreet boys/Favorite booksI HATE ALL Books!(not really)Favorite writersI Cant Read Anyway, So why Bother? LOL!Favorite gamesAny Game!!! or Uno. Tools of the TradePaint/Colored Pencils/Digital Art/Crayons/Other InterestsSweets(of all sorts) /Funny things/the 80's & 90's/TV/Lazing Around/Music/Bart Baker/Astrology/Youtube/Extreme mature content/
For July: Reasons: There is no doubt about it...he is a dork! For August:
Reason: Because he is a girly bitch-boy who enjoys cross-dressing for men.
Queer of the Year
Congrats to Tracks! The gayest Transformer yet!
Reasons: Because he has been caught mouth raping this man in the image!
Double TMS VMAs
Daughtry: Torches(Nominated By: )
Enrique Iglesias: Duele El Corazon
Woman Rejects Man With Long Hair
There is a man. He has long hair. Because of this long hair, he thinks he can be anything, do anything. Simply anything he puts his mind to. But the one thing he can't do is get women. He just doesn't understand why. Here...is why... This woman is someone who this long haired freak images nude. Just look at that bun-head. He wants her badly, but he can't have her! Do you know why? Because she thinks he is one ugly bastard. Besides the fact the man, Negi, tries to be feminine, she knows that if they were to date, everyone would think they are a "cute lil' lesbian couple". So she says NO, and refuses to date this fugly weirdo. And there is poor Negi, all alone. The only thing that would want him is...another man.
The Average Gamer's View On Relationships
I want you~. Have you run into anyone like this on the internet or in nerdy game stores? People like this are everywhere...in school, in stores, in the same public bathroom as you, Christ-raping churches, anywhere. Whether you know it or not, someone like this guy could be admiring you. If he told you he loved you, would you love him back? What would you do or say, would you run away?
One look at a guy like the pimply freak above and the average girl will turn away fast. But if you think about it, even ugly gamers have feelings too. Could you imagine a tear falling from his eyes? Try imagining the feelings of rejection he is feeling that minute.
However, I bet you are all curious...what is the gamer's view on relationships??? ANYWAY! We were curious too, so we asked many gamers how they felt about relationships, and we got answers! This is what they told us, the exact words: "Well I'd just go after anything I find, really..." "I feel so desperate. I tried asking girls out, but they all rejected me!" "I can't keep girlfriends for too long, there is probably something wrong with me, right?" "I am obsessed with love, like...it's my main obsession. I'm addicted to love! Why I can't find girls to love me, I have no idea..."
Stan Marsh Makes the Wrong Move On The First Date
Just yesterday....this little boy was seen at a fancy restaurant with a beautiful pony. I bet you can't guess her name, can you? We'll give you a little hint! That's right! It's Rarity the Unicorn! We spied on them through the window and they seemed to be having much fun! That is, until a sneaky grin reached Stan's lips as his hand crawled under the table. We didn't know what was happening, but we watched with our eyes peeled.
By the reaction of Rarity's face we knew that Stan must have fingered a certain spot. We watched as her face blushed darkly. But then! A purse swung around, slamming into the black haired boy's face. So Rarity was no longer the only red-faced one! Pervy Stan, shame on you!
Dead Pyroar Found on Road
Just a few days ago, we spotted a male Pyroar's dead body lying on the hot road. We don't know how it got there, but we seem to think it hated it's life and decided to kill itself. When we finally reached the area, we noticed tired tracks adorned it's body and flies were air-born.
From what little the locals have to say, this Pyroar just simply dragged himself to the road before throwing his body to the left side head-first.
We barely feel sorry for this dumbass creature, and may it rape Jesus in heaven.
Find The Ties!
Something I Came Across
Birthday Gift: This nice looin' man gets a piece of parasitic clothing because he reportedly didn't have one! However, I expect Jason to box it up and leave it in that "freaky" Spanish guy's mailbox!
Fortune: Something great will happen to you, and bring a smile to your face! We don't know when, but it will happen!
Birthday Gift: Because she doesn't look much like the above picture anymore, and got really chunky, we had no other choice but to give her a
Fortune: Don't be down! You have a fighting chance to lose weight!
Man Hottie Of The Month!
Mondo Owada(Nominated By: )
Reason: Just look at this hawt man, his niiiice body and hair and alluring eyes. This is the kind of man all women would want to have!
Reason: Because his rock-hard dick makes me feel giddy all day long!
Dear TMS, "WTF, did you just make fun of Donald Trump in your pathetic newspaper? FUCK YOU, HE IS A GOOD GUY! I VOTED FOR HIM, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!"
Dear Kathy, "Yes, we did rip on Donald Trump in our paper! Thanks for noticing!"
Love, TMS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ um hi? "so i read ur newspaper. i didn't like it pls stop.thank u."
Dear Betty, "Um, I read your comment and I think you should crawl back into the hole you fell out of. Thank you."
Love, TMS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hallo, "I am from southern United States and I mumble. Badly. I have come to you because I seek help. So please help."
Dear Derek, "Well, Mr. Mumbles, I suggest you take practice on your speech. There ain't nothing I can do to resolve your problems. Read books aloud. Just practice, you fucking idiot!"